Ode to Bill

Dear Bill, we are not what I would call friends
So that means this relationship must come to an end

Your being inside of me really doesn’t bother me, you see
It is your small mind of you thinking you will get the best of me

I have never thought I could actually kill someone before
But I will choke the life out of you in 13 more weeks and no more

You will curl up and die
And I will smile and not cry

Say la vie Bill
Say la vie